Owen Attempts to Share Knowledge.

MONKEYS ARE CREEPY. DO NOT GET A PET MONKEY. Not even those super cute finger monkeys omggggg so cuuuute NO.

leave me where i belong please okay

7 thoughts on “Owen Attempts to Share Knowledge.

  1. wow. i wonder what the monkey´s problem is – does it think its a dog or what?!

  2. A monkey is:
    1. very smart
    2. easily bored
    3. able to climb absolutely anywhere
    4. equipped with hands

    A terrifying combination.

    1. Exactly! I mean I’ve gotten some pets over the years that were, uh…not the best idea, let’s say…but at least I never got anything with HANDS. That’s just asking for bad things to happen.

  3. I honestly thought Lavinia might be the type to enjoy pedantry

    1. She probably would if SHE was doing it.

  4. No no. She has been right. She said she hates lies, and not everyone does as many do prefer polite lies. But everyone does hate a pendant. And that is in the casual way. Not 100% as such, but nearly all. However, naming your Amazonian monkey with an Indian name is kind of asking for it, even in the early 20th century.

    1. I find people who don’t do at least a *little* polite social lying a bit frightening, honestly…and Lavinia loves being frightening, so I guess she’d be happy to know she’d scare me!

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