The Grocer Knows Everyone’s Darkest Secrets.
Posted on September 7, 2018 by Uncle Mortemius

See, this is why we should all be grateful that we have big box stores now instead of mom-and-pop grocer's -- at Costco, no one notices you buying your castor oil in six-gallon multi-packs.

Thanks for bearing with me while I took a break in August -- I built up a nice solid buffer, and am all refreshed and ready to dole out more of the Uncles' terrible secrets! Make sure to tune in next week, as Owen learns a horrifying truth about why the townsfolk reacted so badly to meeting him, and Claire offers a solution -- a highly flammable solution...

 

7 thoughts on “The Grocer Knows Everyone’s Darkest Secrets.”

  1. CW Allen

    REGULAR. Brb, dying…

    Welcome back, hope your break was restful and productive!

    1. Uncle Mortemius

      Thank you!

      (and I’m glad I’m not the only to get a silly giggle out of that dumb joke :D)

  2. Peya Luna

    *snicker* always fun to talk about people´s ‘bowel movements’…reminds me of a trekkie fanfic i read once where a dead serious worf was explaining the warrior life style – which included drinking prune juice. conclusion: my granny is a klingon in disguise!!

    1. Uncle Mortemius

      Oh good lord. I love that somebody sat around thinking, “Ok, what beverage says tough, hard-as-nails warrior?….I know! PRUNE JUICE!!” Sounds both hilarious and terrifying, like all the best fanfic 😀

  3. Tyler Shelton

    I went ahead and cut out the image of “Rant, rave, stomp, stomp” to use later

    1. Uncle Mortemius

      Yup, sometimes nothing will do but a little ranting and raving!

  4. John Gallant

    Seems he’s forgotten that initial vision of the brothers he saw.
    Buahaha.

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