*dramatic musical sting*

Could it be...what The FOO actually stands for?! Leave it to Uncle Orphie to blithely spill the beans.

(Speaking of The FOO...I don't know if anyone thinks I lifted the acronym-with-lots-of-variations thing from A Series of Unfortunate Events, but I didn't 😅 I was a very bad children's librarian and never read those books. I was quite surprised when I finally watched the Netflix adaptation and realized the similarity!)